Conversation from sometime around Thanksgiving.
"So do you have a stocking at your mom's house, something you've had since you were a kid or anything."
"No, not really."
"Oh, I think I'm going to need to make you a stocking. So I can put it up with mine. And for Christmas with my family. We always get a few stocking stuffers for everyone. I'm sure they will have some for you. So, what would you want on your stocking?"
"A dinosaur!"
"Seriously dude? A dinosaur? How is that Christmas-y?"
"He could be wearing a Santa hat. No wait, he could have Santa's head in his mouth. There could be teeth and blood."
"I'm not making you a bloody Christmas stocking. I can put a dinosaur on it, but it has to be a happy dinosaur."
"Okay, you're right. A happy dinosaur would be better."
